Blackpool: The seaside slum of littered beaches and inbred benefit bums

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Blackpool: The seaside slum of littered beaches and inbred benefit bums

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire
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There are so many wonderful things in Blackpool. The littered beaches, the adorable little inbreed children, and the peculiar smell of fish from the council flat round the corner. People say you learn from your mistakes, but if that were true Blackpool wouldn’t have a population.

Want to lighten your load? Well visit Blackpool, where some inbred benefits bum can alleviate you of your car keys, wallet, phone and shoes. There is also a variety of culture, not to mention the homeless magician on the corner and Blackpool’s upcoming grime ‘artists’. And by grime, I mean screaming rape threats down an iPhone 4.

As well as culture, when you visit Blackpool, you get the privilege of witnessing an evolution of 21st century inbreeding. Some may say that incest is done out of some feeling of pedophilic love, but actually, it is done for the variety of benefits you get for caring for a special needs ‘human’ child. These benefits will be spent on a variety of things such as Store brand vodka, cheap heroin and a night at the council flat brothel. This leaves just enough benefits money for a tin of beans.

So if you want a cheap, drug and STD filled holiday, visit Blackpool today!







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