Blackpool: The seaside slum of littered beaches and ****** benefit bums

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire
Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

There are so many wonderful things in Blackpool. The littered beaches, the adorable little ******* children, and the peculiar smell of fish from the council flat round the corner. People say you learn from your mistakes, but if that were true Blackpool wouldn’t have a population.

Want to lighten your load? Well visit Blackpool, where some ****** benefits bum can alleviate you of your car keys, wallet, phone and shoes. There is also a variety of culture, not to mention the homeless magician on the corner and Blackpool’s upcoming grime ‘artists’. And by grime, I mean screaming **** threats down an iPhone 4.

As well as culture, when you visit Blackpool, you get the privilege of witnessing an evolution of 21st century **********. Some may say that incest is done out of some feeling of pedophilic love, but actually, it is done for the variety of benefits you get for caring for a special needs ‘human’ child. These benefits will be spent on a variety of things such as Store brand vodka, cheap ****** and a night at the council flat brothel. This leaves just enough benefits money for a tin of beans.

How grim is your Postcode?

So if you want a cheap, drug and STD filled holiday, visit Blackpool today!

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