Plymouth, Devon

Where can I start? Girls with huge bellies wearing cropped tops, pram pushing 12 year olds, young lads with blonde curtain hair smoking bnh’s…most ****’s drive up Royal Parade in their kevved up motors, mostly Nova’s, with fat exhausts, blaring out **** anthems and horrific cheesy ‘dance’ music. I cannot believe that no-one has posted Plymouth on this site before now!!

Clubbing in Plymouth is horrendous – ****’s everywhere, lolling around in KFC, drunk on Aftershock, after the clubs: the food there is cooked by teenage ****’s who have little regard for hygiene. Avoid at all costs, it’s hideous, and I only live here ‘cos my job is here.

These people are the ****, I mean, I’m broke, but I don’t dress or act like a ****! When I first moved here I couldn’t understand the accent of the most broad – the ****’s here sound like they’re from a different country! Every other word is a swear word and people get pregnant here age 10, normally by their uncle or something.

How grim is your Postcode?

Most ****’s are from a place called SWILLY! I kid you not, an area called SWILLY! Re-named North Prospect, doesn’t make it any better, someone just commented that the West side is like Beruit!.this makes me sound like a ****, but I don’t really care. ****’s are ****!