Wrexham – a terrifying spice-zombie filled cesspit

Living in Wrexham, Wales

If you enjoy horror movies, you’re going to love Wrexham. Once a popular shopping hub, that brought in people from far and wide with their choice of shops, to a terrifying zombie filled cesspit. Bodies line the pavement and fill shop doorways. Twitching, groaning and whispers of “spice”.

Shops are long closed and boarded up, with incoherent graffiti spray painted on them. I assume they read “Beware” and “Stay away!” The shops that are open have nervous looking staff, hoping the single security guard they have is enough to keep out the zombie hoards.

The bus stop stop is the congregation point for the zombies, the smell of death is pungent here. The buses are empty. Those not yet turned by spice too scared to even step foot here. There are car parks, but the living are discouraged from using them. I assume this is a kindness to save their souls. They will issue parking tickets to any vehicle seen, for any reason. They’ll make it up if they have too. To save you.

How grim is your Postcode?