I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming qualities at all. Central to the town is the Victoria Circus shopping centre, half of its shops are closed down and the other half sell discount sportswear, […]
Read More… from Southend-on-sea: Face to face with the missing link
I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]
Read More… from Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast
If when passing through the toilet bowl that is Latchingdon late at night, you took a wrong turn, got lost but kept on driving for 10 miles on that a road to nowhere, you probably had the misfortune of finding yourself at what seemed to be the edge of the earth, otherwise known as Bradwell […]
Leigh is a small-ish part of the larger Southend on Sea district. Leigh people like to think of themselves as ‘better’ than the rest of the district, and yes, there maybe more money per person floating around due to many of the inhabitants being City workers etc. As we all now however, money does not […]
Read More… from Leigh on Sea, thinks it’s a glass of champagne, when really it’s a bucket of p*ss
I remember my early years in the town of Stanford-le-hope in Thurrock, we lived in a lovely modern new build home, and when I was 4 years old crime and **** levels became out of hand, and we moved, right to the top of essex to a small village right between Colchester and Ipswich. I […]
I lived in South London for 20 years before moving to the suburbs and then further away from London as time passed. I lived in council housing for a few years – The Arndale Estate in Wandsworth for those who know it – but now live in an Idyllic yet not a ‘Utopian’ city / town with the ocean just […]
Ah… Benfleet. Hemmed in a triangle of chavviness, that being the Basildon/Canvey/Southend trio of doom. Benfleet itself might as well be two seperate places. Theres a section, (a **** may be heard to remark on this area as being "up on da ill") of very expensive housing, in plesant, well maintained streets. A private security […]
Ah Gravesend…. The spiritual home of the ****. Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Unless […]
Well where do i start. The town centre. You’re bound to get a reel of abuse from a bunch of sock-over-trousers and slouchboot-wearing *****. However you may be lucky and have skaters walking past you. If you move to broadmead village then im afraid you’ll have a smashed window within a day. This place is […]
Loughton is part of the “Golden Triangle”. Other towns that make up the other parts of the triangle are Chig-Chavistan and Buckhurstill […]
Jesus could not have been born in Basildon. After all, where on earth would you be able to find three wise men and a virgin in Basildon ? Basildon has long be one of the towns that gave chavdom to the world. People were ***** in Baz, long before anybody had dreamed of using the […]
Penrith, on the outside is a wonderfull town on the edge of the lake district, on the inside a crappy small little town full of wanabbe *****/framers. If you are not a **** or a farmer you are an outsider and feared by the local community due to your normalness (BE WARNED). Most of he […]
