I can’t believe Basildon and Southend have gotten such lengthy mentions yet the worst place of them all, Canvey Island, has slipped through unnoticed. The only redeeming features of Canvey are; It’s an island, therefore we know if the ***** get too rowdy we can just cut them off from civilised society by taking out […]
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Whereas Badajoz may be a popular holiday hotspot for those ***** educated enough to actually know where Spain is, I fear that the great uneducated majority of ***** subsequently opt to holiday in the UK. Of all the places they could go to for sun, smoke and ******** (Southend anyone?), many flock to that strange […]
I have the pleasure in my existence as a temp to sit opposite a gentleman from the aforementioned Bexleyheath. I had only ever been through there on the train, legging it to Canterbury, and did not realise the **** hole it was until meeting and talking with this bloke. One of his first questions was […]
Where do the ***** hangout here?Like everywhere? OK; in truth Shoeburyness is not a TOWN, per se, it’s an extension of Southend-on-Sea. If Essex is the bum of the UK, then Southend, is the ********. And Shoeburyness is, well, the *****! Southend took a monumental decision 30 years ago, that since Shoeburyness was a sort […]
