So you are thinking of moving to Tunbridge Wells in Kent? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Tunbridge Wells is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Tunbridge Wells the land of milk and honey or are Royal Tunbridge Wells, Southborough and Tonbridge a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Tunbridge Wells
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of July 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Tunbridge Wells. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| High Brooms | 154 |
| St John’s | 141 |
| Ferndale | 109 |
| Southborough | 95 |
| Sandown Park | 78 |
| Sherwood Park | 78 |
| Royal Tunbridge Wells | 62 |
| Modest Corner | 44 |
| Broomhill Bank | 24 |
| Camden Park | 16 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Tunbridge Wells. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Tunbridge Wells. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Broadwater (Best) | 11758/32845 |
| Sherwood | 14630/32845 |
| Rusthall | 16367/32845 |
| Southborough and High Brooms | 17928/32845 |
| St James' | 20381/32845 |
| St John's | 22278/32845 |
| Culverden | 22638/32845 |
| Park | 23941/32845 |
| Frant & Wadhurst | 27649/32845 |
| Pantiles and St Mark's (Worst) | 28435/32845 |
Wells - Posh veneer, chav underbelly
Your Health in Tunbridge Wells
If you are thinking of moving to Tunbridge Wells, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Tunbridge Wells compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tonbridge and Malling | 0.86% | 3.09% | 11.81% | 34.33% | 49.92% |
| Sevenoaks | 0.87% | 3.11% | 11.47% | 33.37% | 51.17% |
| Dartford | 1.03% | 3.4% | 12.16% | 34.86% | 48.55% |
| Tunbridge Wells (Tunbridge Wells) | 0.78% | 3.09% | 11.12% | 33.6% | 51.42% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Tunbridge Wells. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Tunbridge Wells. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Sherwood (Best) | 19370/32845 |
| Southborough and High Brooms | 21448/32845 |
| Rusthall | 22076/32845 |
| Broadwater | 24422/32845 |
| St James' | 26065/32845 |
| St John's | 27615/32845 |
| Park | 28551/32845 |
| Culverden | 30013/32845 |
| Frant & Wadhurst | 31402/32845 |
| Pantiles and St Mark's (Worst) | 31576/32845 |
Tunbridge Wells: seems posh but has a seedy underbelly
Deprivation in Tunbridge Wells
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Tunbridge Wells. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Sherwood (Best) | 13206/32845 |
| Broadwater | 17913/32845 |
| Rusthall | 19435/32845 |
| Southborough and High Brooms | 19670/32845 |
| Frant & Wadhurst | 26201/32845 |
| St James' | 26504/32845 |
| St John's | 27843/32845 |
| Culverden | 28573/32845 |
| Park | 28724/32845 |
| Pantiles and St Mark's (Worst) | 31179/32845 |
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