If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]
How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell
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