Clem Attlee Court, Fulham, full of wannabe boxers and gangsters

Living in Clem Attlee Court, Fulham

Clem attlee court, a council estate off of the rubbish laden north end road. The place is full of wannabe boxers and gangsters most of whom are skinny, scruffy and who couldn’t punch their way out of a wet paper bag.

The teenagers hang around in tracksuits spouting colourful language at vulnerable passers by. They seem to gain courage in large numbers. The average person could fend off between 5 and 8 before being overwhelmed by the horde.

The main shopping area for this unholy place is the atrocious north end rd. The so called market, where every barrow sells the same rotten fruit and veg is bundled amongst the many pound shops, Charity shops, cash converters and Asian bric-a-brac outlets. Driving down north end rd is an unpleasant experience, driving over old fruit and veg while the barrows block half the road and the *** totting 50+ year old barrow boys in cheese cutters shouting sexual atrocities at passing school girls. The girls who dwell in said area, stomp the streets in their fancy coloured Nike air with their screaming brats and their staffs, whom are better groomed than the kids.

How grim is your Postcode?

Whilst the drug-dealing stabbing fathers are doing time, the insatiable mothers bunch together in a 2 bed council flat drinking cheap wine blasting out bad 90s Ibiza mixes spouting the word ‘tunage’ every time another track blends in from the undistinguished ear shredding last. By 3 o’clock they are drunk and ready to hit the slug public house to ponce booze, find young men and take their drug of choice MDMA whilst the brats are dumped with the 35year old single grand ma (grandad is doing time). Sum it all up clem Attlee / Fulham is a great place if you have done time, you’re a boxer, a thief or barrow boy origin.

A great place to get stabbed or buy drugs. If you are a decent human being and have to drive by this area… well put your foot down and don’t look back.