Really great place for *****, mainly because their parents are probably ***** as well. I’m amazed there aren’t more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the town bridge or dump a shopping trolley in the river which is already full of litter, just like the rest of […]
Category: Wiltshire
The worst places to live in Wiltshire
Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)
Wiltshire is a beautiful place with many lovey villages and towns, but unfortunatley some of these are chavtastic. Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham are the places to avoid. These three suffer from the usual type of ****** behaviour that we have come to expect, boy racers Vauxhall Corsa/Subaru Impretzas, drunken kids etc. I visited friends in Wootton Bassett […]
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Swindon – Chavistani’s
Swindon has continued it’s decline as the ****-pit of England, most notably thanks to Swindon Borough council, who have accelerated **** breeding with their countless hair-brained schemes. The most obvious being the town centre, or what locals refer to as ‘pound-land’. Anyway, enough about that. The reason for this post is the farcical rise of a […]
Swindon – Yes Another one!
Swindon, Ok so it might not be the worlds worst hell hole, but you’re sure to find the words “wanna say that to my face” littered around here. Cockey little tw*ts march around schools pretending to be black – One of my friends is of Jamaican orogin, I don’t here him calling me his blud. […]
Wootton Bassett – 99.9% ner’do’wells
Oh dear, I’ve lived in Wootton Bassett for donkey’s years now. I grew up in a peaceful neighborhood, went to good schools, made lots of friends. But children grow up don’t they? My first day at secondary school was the scariest day of my school years. I was starting the year not knowing what the […]
Calne – the toilet town
How to begin about Calne – ah yes, the only good thing about the place is the way out. If you are a resident of calne, your either one of the commuters or you are built into the fabric. It is truly the only place where people move house down the ******* street! The average […]
Chippenham (Chip’ numb) is a dump
Chippenham is a small market town in Wiltshire, 15 miles East of Bath. I was living happily in Bath until my landlord decided to sell the house. My friends came to the rescue – or so I thought. They had bought their 1st house 8 months previously in Chippenham (they couldn’t afford a house in […]
Swindon – at school
Swindon, maybe the ********* place on earth. Where the sky is a constant grey, and you just can’t escape the nike tracksuits or the addidas trainers. And at school, its all the same. Just to prove how sad these ***** are, they do exactly like one and other, the p.e. changing room reaks of lynx […]
Trowbridge – the root of all evil!
If someone ever advises you that trowbridge is lovely, nice or even bearable, they are lying, they do not like you, and they want you to suffer. Trowbridge is geographically pretty accessible to many places such as Birmingham, Cardiff and London, although it may as well be on a desert island, as born and bread […]
Another Day In (****) Paradise – aka Welcome to Swindon
Swindon has featured on these pages before but recently moving back to the place (God knows why) after being away for nine years offers a fascinating insight on how a formerly successful town which was a pleasant place to live and work has now become an utter **** centre. The dominant accent is not the […]
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Swindon
Having lived in the town for the past 21 and a half years, i have always known this town to be a ****-hole. but most recently i have noticed a far worse fate for this former rail-way town, it is ****-Paradise! Being a rocker, i have always dispised this sort of person! Looking around the […]
trowbridge
well to be honest i dont know where to start really ! the town is an absolute **** hole. ******* who are clearly white mixed up thinking they are black ,***** thinking they are gangsters from compton ,and flat peaks as far as the eye can see. yup thats a typical sight in trowbridge asda […]
