“Breaking News: Man stabbed outside church”, only in High Wycombe does someone get shanked in front of the Lord and half the population of Frogmore is permanently sh*t-faced and…umm…Desborough. The epitome of abject failure and never ending misery.
When you get so lost you wind up in High Wycombe, you’ll have the sudden urge to slam your car in to nearest brick wall- you may just find a family of 19 living in there. Everyone boasts about their 2016 BMW S-class, but you never see it pull into their drive for some reason.
I can vouch for the high class of crack heads in this cesspit, as when I was 15 I got robbed inside of a Dominos by a baked sket who stubbled in asked for a plastic bag then took the money from the counter and run in front of a bus.
One upside. The legendary grime artist, the OG, Oppface lives here. Mans got hits like Skrr n Dash.
High Wycombe: If Slough and Gaza had a love child
High Wycombe, you would expect it to be a pleasant, it’s far from it
High Wycombe- a place once famed for its furniture making and heritage, now famed for being a s**thole
Oh Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes… what have you done to yourself?
Aylesbury: find yourself in a traffic jam
Aylesbury: eyesore concrete jungle
Owlsmoor, Sandhurst: enter at your peril!
Loudwater – “the edge of High Wycombe, not actually High Wycombe, OK???”
Marlow, Full of smug yummy-mummies & the stockbrokers who keep them