Reading
(808 crimes in May 2022)
Lower Caversham, Reading
(779 crimes in May 2022)
Grand Union Canal, Slough
(712 crimes in May 2022)
Coley, Reading
(598 crimes in May 2022)
Manor Park, Britwell
(547 crimes in May 2022)
Salt Hill, Slough
(492 crimes in May 2022)
Caversham, Reading
(420 crimes in May 2022)
Britwell
(406 crimes in May 2022)
Foudry Brook, Reading
(362 crimes in May 2022)
Harmans Water, Easthampstead
(351 crimes in May 2022)

Newbury

Newbury, in the Royal County of Berkshire, yep even royalty have their own ****’s! Britain’s best kept **** secret. This once quite rural town is now a magnet for Chavdom, there are more Citroen Saxo’s with huge exhausts and blacked out windows per capita than any other town in Britain. It came in at the […]

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Reading

Yeah, well, what can I say? I moved to Reading earlier this year and it really is **** Central. I’ve been sailing the Sea of Burberry ever since. Argos and Primark seem to be the quintessential **** locations in Reading, and the Oracle (think Stevenage under a roof) is heaven to them. Even on the […]

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Reading

Caversham…The **** centre of Reading! I am ashamed to admit that i have had the misfortune of living in thishit hole for a year and a half. And although that may not seem long, it is a year and a half i would rather forget! Being a ‘Woodleyite’ myself and being born and raised in […]

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Reading

I have lived in Reading for 11 years now and my experience of ***** has been wide and frequent. In the ‘Golden Age’ of the Spice Girls, it was ‘cool’ to dress like sporty spice and to my knowledge this was not only acceptable but fashionable. This phase passed and in my young innocence, I […]

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Reading -Whitley Wood

Reading has been featured a couple of times here but there have only been passing mentions of the source of the **** Nile in Reading: Whitley Wood (Wit-lee, or West Reading, if you are not a scumster and own a house in that area). Reading would be a tolerable town were it not for the […]

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Wokingham

After having read some of the other entries on this site Wokingham doesn’t yet have epidemic levels of **** infiltration. However, slowly but surely this ********* filth is making its presence felt. This has been confirmed by the recently opened Argos. Below I have written a few brief stories about my **** encounters. Toilet Etiquette […]

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Bracknell

I’ve lived in and around Bracknell for longer than I care to mention and therefore have had to put up with the filthy **** underclass for a long time. I remember the pathetic thick skulled twats at Brakenhale (Brakenfail) all turning up on their brand new sports mopeds. Up to their eyes in HP and […]

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