Airdrie is C**V CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. Neds swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists…..
Ah, Airdrie … Shitty little town in Scotland run by Neds. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their version of english with all the slang. A bottle of cider firmly gripped in one hand, a cigarette in the other. They roam the streets looking for people to torment.
Usually you can find them in MacD’s during the day (they’re the ones who purchase the kiddies meal to get the free toy, sad). But at night they’re out and about looking to steal or vandalise what they can. It’s funny though, when they’re in their little groups they’re not afraid to take anyone on, but get one of them alone and they s**t themselves.
They seem to be fearless in numbers. They also seem to have a fascination with fire and the destruction of private property. Many a time you can walk down a street and be sure something will be burning, a house, a car, a child’s bike… and always at the scene of the crime; a C**v….