Kelty Fife


The former largest mining village situated on the kinrosshire to fife border is full of dirty auld alkys with no prospects in life followed by there even bigger alky children who always end up preggers by ythe time there 20 with a fitbaw team. the drug problems in the village are at an all time high and is so bad dealers stand right outside the no1 goth to ply there trade and that just the bottom half once u get up to the tap end at blackhall square u are always no doubtly met by the local neds upto 20 13 to 30 year olds standing outside saleems costcutters oot there face on magic and eckys setting caravans wheelie bins or prams on fire also out there face wi the buckfast that there di happily went into the shop to by for them theres also the tin bridge leading onto blairadam forest which has also been ruined by fires we did have a shelter also down the quarry but that had to be demolished after gangs of youths smashed so many bottles it was a hazard to dogs.then youll walk up lochleven terrace to the sight eh stinky wee bairns runnin amok tryin tae kick or steal fae u or a young smackhead lying on the the pavement prostituting themselves for a fix there is also a massive problem with the dirty jakes stealin fae auld men nd women. the good places in this village are really good but the bad places need bulldozed to the ground nuked shat oan nd then the rubble buried so no one can ever find it main worst streets are loch leven terrace part of centre street netherton gardens blackhall square and part of keltyhill crescent plz hurry up and do it then kelty wont be that a bad place to live

By: kerr m

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