North East

Liversedge is a small village between the town of Heckmondwike, and the town of Cleckheaton. There are ***** all over the place. The ***** used to be contained in Windybank, the big council estate at the top of Liversedge, but through drug dealing and prostitution, they have got themselves some money, and have moved into the middle-class houses, bringing their Vauxhall Novas and their motor homes with them

There are several parks in Liversedge where children used to play, but the ***** have chased them all off. Now every park is vandalized, and the ***** wearing their hooded tops over their caps, thinking it hides their faces, deal drugs at them. On every swing and every slide, you are bound to find ‘Charlie (heart)’s Gav’

Liversedge is located in the area of ‘Spen’, and through Spen, recently there has been built a bicycle path. This is where ***** hang out, smoke, deal drugs and illegally drive their ‘Crrrazi coostum job Moooopeds, wi’ prrropa baaaad spoiler on’t back!

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The rich area of Liversedge, where ***** don’t go, is occupied by old people, and mostly goths and moshers. Any time the goths or moshers leave the rich area, they get chased by ***** on their 2ft. pushbikes, and have things shouted at them.

There is no safe place for the normal people of Liversedge. On part is ruled by the *****, and if they go anywhere else they’ll be sacrifised by goths.

The highly racist ***** are currently braking into Liversedge’s brother town of Heckmondwike, and attacking the Muslims who live there. Heckmondwike isn’t safe, especially with the new McDonalds built there. Nowhere is safe. There is nowhere to run. Liversedge will be driven to madness with the Crazy Frog echoing from one side of town, and Slipknot from the other.

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