I am told (unreliably) that the word ‘****’ stands for ‘cheltenham average’. I have no idea how true that is, and I suspect that the true reason will be lost in the mists of time… well, who cares after all? But please read on… what follows is a stream of consciousness, so get yourself a […]
Category: Gloucestershire
The worst places to live in Gloucestershire
Lydney
Lydney WAS a quiet little town on the edge of the forest of dean, until **** mania boomed. ***** have invaded Lydney in full force since the young offenders institute (although it has aptly been aliased a “residential home”) was built in the centre of town. The ***** started there invasion in the alley ways […]
Cinderford
This place is the **** of the universe. The Forest of Dean is a **** region anyway, and this is its ********. Filled with ****** morons in their 3 stripes, I had the misfortune of spending 5 years of my life there. From thieving at the co-op to beating up anybody who’s “not from round […]
Cinderford
Cinderford must be one of the shittiest towns ever. If you have ever had the displeasure of visiting the ****** hole then you will know what I mean. From the top of Belle Vue to the bottom of town it is full of ****. The main haunts for the chavsters include The Co-op car park, […]
dursley
Where to find ***** in dursley..or where to avoid ***** when they are in their ‘possies’. There are many places in Dursley..a big hit for the younger generation is Kwik-Save. They hang around in their crews of 20-50 waiting for one of there middle aged **** of a mothers to come and by them a […]
Tewkesbury
Typical Friday night in Tewkesbury Town, The night starts at around seven o’clock when the ********* have greased back their hair as tight as possible, put on their huge gold looped earings and have told mum to tuck their kids into bed. Their male counterparts put on their best clay coloured rockports, fake bling and […]
Newent
Newent has to be included in this website because not only isit the smallest town in here but its not a town of *****, oh no this is much worse its a town of **** wanabees!!! But thats not the best part, i have found out that (through no fault of my own) there is […]
Tewkesbury
Tewkesbury, AKA Chavsville. The **** may have originated in cheltenham, the town next door, but Tewkesbury is a breeding place for them. A day cant go by where I either get chants of STINKIN GREEBO!! or a group of ***** start on me. Personally i think they’re pathetic! To spot a **** in tewkesbury look […]
Tewkesbury (or Chucks-bury for the slow minded)
Often seen as blip on the map of Britain, Tewkesbury has become a spawning ground for an abudance of sub humanoid species. Tewkesbury (or rather chucks-bury as the local dim wits entail) is spilt into several districst as most ********* are; Priors Park and Northway provide shelters for the highest density of disgust whilst Newtown […]
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Cheltenham (vs Croydon)
Ok I have read many a post on Croydon… yea not the nicest place in the world – but I was sooooo happy to move here after living in Cheltenham for 2 and a half very very long years. […]
Luton vs Cheltenham
I consider myself as a bit of an authority on *****, for the simple and embarrassing fact thet I grew up in Luton. A town overrun by the horrible creatures, where you are either with them or against them… Luckily I had enough brains to realise that the townies I was surrounded by looked and […]
Gloucester
Gloucester is undoubtedly one of the ********* places I’ve ever had to live. For anyone thinking of visiting, I’ve compiled a list of **** locations and habits, to help you prepare and maybe avoid the worst bits. **** haunts You can find ***** anywhere and everywhere in Gloucester, although they seem to avoid some of […]
