Rainham,Kent

rainham is one of the many small towns in the delightful south east county of kent. this small town is divided into lots of districts e.g parkwood,wigmore,Lower Rainham and many more. each small district of rainham has is made up of its own **** majority population. and also each district is equipt with its own […]

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Chesham

Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Ahh, what a town. The churches, the charity shops, the park, the fields – a wonderful place to live were it not for the *********** (to put it politely) that comes in the form of those ever so delightful ***** (Kevs in this area). They do the usual of course, wear […]

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Winchester

Having recently been voted one of the worst places to live by a certain national tabloid, Winchester is keen to make sure it lives up to this (un)enviable reputation by getting as many of the **** fraternity into it as possible. The main place to hang out during the day is down by the Cathedral […]

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Reading

This place is a **** hole. From the high street crammed with every chain pub you could imagine to the high street being filled with blokes with their shirts off as soon as the sun shines. Take Primark for example. A huge **** filled “I can buy a shirt innit for £5.00. Vats worf it […]

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Andover

It is truly terrifying that so many towns already exist on this site. But my friends until you see Andover, your real nadir hasn’t been witnessed. Fat stomachs pouring from hipsters and crop tops (with numerous metal adornments), Velour- VELOUR! at every corner, always stained. Hoop earings that your dog could jump through. Mothers who […]

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Aldershot

Now.. for all those that have not visited Aldershot (or Aldershit) as otherwise known, you are lucky! Home of the British Army they call it, imagine a load of northern **** squaddies competing to shag the birds with the biggest earing hoops, and who stink of tench… on a good day. A local attraction, if […]

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canterbury, kent

long thought of as a pictoresque tourist location, canterbury is perhaps the hub of **** nation. No other town or city has ever made me feel so privilaged and well dressed! From the estates ridden with **** artefacts to the TK Max superstore this place deserves a mention. On any visit to the city centre […]

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Sittingbourne.Kent

Otherwise known as Shittingbourne the wonderful **** ******** town is home to some of the nicest people who unfortunatly live in such a friendly area. the increasing number of our fellow kind are being seduced and converted by the contagious and interbreeding disease that is chavidom.the commonly known “******” are well known around the town. […]

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Richmond

Townies, Kevs, ****** ***** and Tea Leafs.. all in Pitcher & Piano or Slug & lettuceRichmond… what can one say about this hive of bacchanalian debauchery? What was once a beautiful riverside suburban town is now being overrun by *****, ****** and spides. They seem to populate the pubs and bars (that used to be […]

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Crawley

Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly ***** looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want […]

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