I’m a pupil at andover’s local secondary school, Winton. Here I am witness to the most horrifying and stupid ***** ever to walk the earth.
normally, we wear school uniform, but once in a while they have “civvy” days, where we are allowed to wear what ever the hell we want. Personnaly, I wear what I feel like, I live and die in my 10 up dr martins and wear them with pride. so on non school uniform days I am greeted by **** scumm, wearing their ugg boots ranging from pink to beige, or the horrible fluffy yeti boots that look like road ****, and make even the thinest leg look like a tree trunk.
and thats the problem. All the ***** in my school are over weight bimbos, wearing too short skirts, to show off their cellulite covered thighs; beer belly showing tops, so I get to see their fat jiggle as they walk; too low tops so I get to see what colour bra their wearing, and more cleavage that a builders butt crack. badly straightened hair, caked on make up, *** in hand, jewelled g-string over the top of the skirt, mp3 player in ears, massive gold jewellery, and of course, the giant gold earings.
And they call me a freak! last non schol uniform day, I dyed my hair green, and went in goth. I got confronted by a YEAR 7 (thats age 11) girl **** and we had a debate on who looked like ****. Half way through I got mixed up with her best friend (seriously, they wore EXACTLY the same thing) but I won! SCORE!
I have now started my own anti **** organisasion, I call it the ACA, or anti **** army. I made all of my friends badges, and we are now fighting to rid our school of the fake, tacky, morons known as *****.