Chesham – such an idealic town located in the beautiful countryside of Buckinghamshire, prided itself on being voted the counties most beautiful town three years on the trot….now it is the centre of a breeding culture of chavness!!
The centre of the ***** lives revolves around one famous fast food outlet…McDs!! they spend their lives outside it smoking their **** and shouting abuse at any passer by! it makes me cringe when i hear 13 yr old monique telling her mate Kim how many times she’s sucked her 16 yr old boyfriend off or when they moan about the lack of attention their so called boyfriends pay them!
Then u get the group of lads jumping on top of the phone box trying to look manly infront of their trophy tarts!! its sad!!
A night out in Chesham consists of all the under 16s trying to get into the local pubs, where these big ‘**** off’ boucers r on the door of the Red Lion – however these tarts no the tricks one flash of their boobs and they have guareenteed entry! it’s so funny to see these burberry clad ***** drooling all over their chaveets – with their slicked back ponytails pulled so tight that they look like they’ve had a face lift!
Then it’s off to global for more **** action, this time its the under 16s trying to get off with the pervy 30 yr old men…this then causes a fight between **** junior and an older man who should no better – therefore a good night out in Chesham ends with the usual police arresting the angry blokes and the little **** girl going home.
As u can see much has changed in chesham since its good old days of winning best town!! oh well just think what it will be like in the next 10 yrs…actually lets not!! im just glad i dont have to live their anymore!!