Portsmouth – just gets better!

HampshireSouth East

There’s already a few entries about my joyous, beautiful and not-at-all grimy hometown on here, but i think its important to draw attention to one vital aspect of extreme chav-dom that no-one else has…pompey dots! Not micro dots or polka dots oh no. Pompey dots are what the mainly male (but some female) chavs in Portsmouth get to declare their a) hardness b) love for Pompey football club and/or c) love of Portsmouth itself.

The manifest themselves as 3 tiny dot tattoos in the shape of a triangle, which either adorn the hand, on the top, in the bit between thumb and first finger, or are attractively tattooed onto the cheek of said chav, usually under the eye.

As you can probably guess, pompey dots look extremely stupid, especially in the cheap green/black ink favoured by the tattooists that specialise in them. Also, if you’re so hard…why don’t you get a massive tattoo instead of three pathetic little dots? Another unanswered question in the universe of chavdom to ponder over!

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