Woking, the bits you missed!

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Hmm it can only be described as the ultimate breeding ground for the **** like things! I sure biologists from around the world would have a field day discovering the different types of human sub life that are in that town! Surprising reading the other posts they missed the largest **** centre of them all THE BIG CRAPPLE! Hmm and choas. My god it has to be said the biggest gathering of ****’s from all around! I mean there at lesat 200 or so on a chaoas night (choas = cheap night club exploiting the thickness of ****’s for money! Not a bad idea except for the **** part!) Now from working in woking i can tell you about different types of sub **** loving leech, giro ******* that are there! One in particular we have named ubber *****! He is the pincale as we say in chavdom. He small a complete utter **** and then lowest form of sub life you could ever imagine. Heres an example, take a time when you will be walking along and accidently trip in some dog *****. You stop, pul you foot up and in a sorta way look at the utter total disgust as the weird way the **** has seem to of ******** your lovely shoe. Basically thats what this guy is. Now i am not one to agree with Hitler and his extreme policy’s on complusory sterilsation. But in this case i will let it go, these ppl should be eradicated from the face of the planet as far as i am concered. But the real question that bugs me, is how the **** did this all start? I mean it happening in all over the uk recking the lives of the decent! I think in all honesty we should evacuate those who are free and un skankish etc into little safe place while we randoly all invite the ****** into one large area with a promise of free booze and track suit bottoms! Then nuke the ******* to kingdom come! Its the only way to rid the planet of these bastards!

Anyway after that i glad now we can finally sum up all the parts of woking from the peacocks to the BIG CRAPPLE! Still nuke the *******!

!Please excuse the spelling!


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