Winchester - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Sunny Southampton. A place where everyone is welcome and everyone feels at home. The place that attracts thousands of tourists pouring out of the cruise ships. Not! I will try to paint a picture of what Southampton has become just by taking you on a walk down the High Street. As you may or may […]

Salisbury: hole of Wiltshire

I have lived here for the past 17 years and have been witness to many unfortunate changes. Salisbury has always been renowned locally for being dodgy and generally **** but, in the last few years, things have really gotten worse. So much worse, in fact, that most people I know here avoid the town centre […]

Andover: gulag of Hampshire

Andover has to be THE most depressing town in the northern hemisphere. Twinned with basra it’s a literal melting pot of teenage mums/squaddies mattresses and blag pretend hard men. Half are wannabe squaddies who thinks the world owes them a living. They strut around the town centre with their pigeon chests puffed out and rab […]

Andover – The town where dreams are made & then shattered!

Andover is the kind of hell hole that only exists in the deepest realms of a dark fiction novel. Contorted people with pustules and warts wander the streets in the day time….Trying to pass the time until there miserable lives are ended. 15 year old girls push triplets around feeding them with social milk. Nothing […]

Basingstoke – Mockney w@nker heaven?

Basingstoke… Well maybe it’s not so bad these days I guess. Some people plaudit our rebuilt town centre with the widely acclaimed “Festival Place” shopping mall as a shinning example of successful urban renewal. But then again anything would have been better than the wretched cesspit of concrete and **** we had previously. The luftwafe […]