Redditch

It is badly maintained, scruffy, delapidated, graffiti
scribbled, and has no less than 3 Mc Donalds (one now closed and derelict).

It has a soulless indoor shopping mall which is lined with nike, adidas, just do it, **** wearing trollops and lard arses.

It has 2 ‘pound shops’.

How grim is your Postcode?

It has a war memorial which has a ‘no alcohol in this area’ sign on an adjacent wall. It is of course, the place the ***** congregate to pose and survey the mean streets around them, and swig from their tins of Kestrel Super Strength.

It has the worst **** fashion shop I have ever seen. You can buy just about EVERY variation of the tasteless and gross **** shirts, and retro seventies slimy type shirts.

It has no cinema and no bookshop, but a horrendous number of ‘SKY football shown here – Carling cheap’ dives.

It has the highest concentration of no hopers and their no hoper spawn I have ever seen. It has an amazing low wage low skill local economy.

The **** cap is de rigeur everywhere.

It has a skateboard shop next door to a ‘mixing/DJ
equipment’ shop both of which are housed in a foul
looking shack squatting next to an piddle pooled
underpass. This is where junior ***** learn their craft, and throw shapes in the doorway.

Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you a carbon copy of soooo many chavtowns throughout this soulless nation.

I give you Redditch.

Please wipe your feet on the way out.