It’s TRUE! I admit that once in a while I have to visit this sad,c**v ridden s**t hole.I also admit to popping into a chavity shop!I found a pair of Burberry shorts,I fair near chucked my ring up!
Peering out of the window I spied 5 other pairs containing chinking,doped up,brainless,pissed up,inter-bred space wasters.
the mature chavettes are as hard and acid faced as they are in Dearest Burton Upon Trent!
I’ve come to the conclusion that,every village,town and city,through-out this once proud and mighty country,has a c**v side.
Yes,it’s a serious epidemic. Be honest,we all have a c**v lurking in our family.Uttoxeter has always been a strange place.Now,it’s vomit inducing.
God Help Us as this seedy little pustulous town,grows!