Well dear readers, AT LAST a page i can blog my deepest despair of *****!
Malvern, Worcestershire
The beautiful ancient hills are subdued by the masses of ***** descending upon our town, creating grey skies and murmours of inexplicable language that I have to suffer. Each time I leave my house clusters of these ***** are at every street corner. They serve no one except themselves, are profoundly rude, ridiculously dressed, produce more children than the national average and at the tax payers expense, disregard public property, bully in large groups and lower the value of life. I cannot believe humans have evolved to include this disturbing new species. innit
