I guess i am lucky in the fact that i managed to escape the stinking ******** that is Hull a few years ago.God help all of you still trapped there.
I worked as a store manager for a shop in Hull City Centre, and all the time i lived there, i have NEVER met such a **** set of utterly ***** people as the **** ****** **** of Hull.
Every day, myself and the assistant manager used to have a bet on the amount of shoplifters that we were going to have that day.
I could mention some of the tricks they used to get stock out of the store but there are too many to list.
The worst ares we found for ultra-****-ness had to be…
The petrol station on Anlaby Road opposite the blocks of flats. -Just PREY you never need petrol at 2am on a sunday morning!
Prospect street – wall to wall chavness as far as you can see.
The legendary ‘maccy d’s ‘ – that must score the ultimate in chavness due to the fact that several ****’s died through od’s in the toilets (Two down, several thoousand to go!)
The Mac d’s drive in on St.Andrew Quay – these ***** must be uber-***** as they have C A R S but i use that term VERY loosely. They have more plastic pieces of **** on them than the entire production line at Lego. (hmm, sorted?….i dont think so pal!)
As someone else mentioed in an earlier post, the nightclub for the vermit has to be L.A’s.
Now a friend of mine who lives in Hull used to work there and he has told me some stories about that piss hole. The only time i went in there was on a works night out, and within minutes, someone (La coste shirt, hmm must be a good dealer then) started to eyeball me. then came matching over asking me if ‘u gotta ****** problem?’ in the worst soundin fake american gansta accent i have ever heard. His ‘*****. ho’ was the funniest thing i have ever seen. how the hell her skin was not snapping with the force pulling back her hair, i have no idea!
More gold or should that be ‘classy gauld’ than Mr.T
sovs on every finger on both him and her (hmm, REAL classy!)
Oh, and lets not forget GINO’S – Their advert should read…Need a fight? any night you want, just pop in. Our customers will always be on hand to help ‘kick yer ****** ed in’ , Saturdays are our peak season and we always have a line of people ready to take you on.With A&E a short walk away, or a ride in a NOVA or SAXO then its the perfect end for your **** night out.
Sorry, but due to us been in a row of shops we have no back alley to help you shag whatever 14 year old you have ‘got off wiv’ .
Of cause, the MECCA for ***** (check out that word *****, you may have to ask the next person you stab what it means) had to be the legendary, now saddly closed …TOWER .***** were not as developed then but i’m sure this HAD to be the birthplace due to the **** and villany that used to go there.
What can you say about the place?
Well, i’m looking forward to the response to this, especially from anyy ***** using a stolen pc or laptop. But then again, there are too many BIG words on here for yopu to understand.