Hayling Island. A haven for *****

I am not going to write a whole essay on this place. It speaks for itself.

Hayling Island. If you have been you’ll know these places. Weststar, Mill Rythe, The Rose in June, The Ferry Boat, Mr T’s and the pub next to it.

If you haven’t been to Hayling Island and are an avid **** spotter please please come here. There is a Fair on the beach. Its called Funlands and here is where ALL ***** go on holiday.

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The slogan is Hayling is like Hawaii. Clearly, these **** people think it is like Hawaii.

I think they come here to breed. They seem to arrive here at the start of the summer, twelve years old, then leave with a bun in the oven. Dwayne, who works on the waltzer, is most likely to be the donor of sperm.

Please come to Hayling Island and view these things.

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