Havant

Havant, near Pompey, and you may as well include Leigh park in that as they’ve merged into ****-central. Wanna buy some bling, gotta get a sovereign ring ?, Well Havant is your place, secondhand jewellers and pawn shops are the most common shops there. Wanna eat ? McDonalds is your place. Wanna fight ? Pick a pub ! Where to see ***** – anywhere in the town centre, especially the Saturday market day. For the more intrepid **** hunter, take a bus (Another good **** spotting opportunity) to Greywell precinct, the world is your **** pavement oyster !

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