North EastYorkshire

Easingwold is a small chaver town 13 miles from York,

this place has a large number of chav’s, they congregate at a local gathering spot usually referred to as ‘Down Town’ this is in the market place. There are many groups of Chav’s, there is one particular group called the ‘tom ball’ group, There is this one guy, Tom Ball, suprisingly, who leads the Chav’s, his followers are usually referred to as the ‘cronies’ he has the usual ‘chav’ characteristics, burbnerry, tracksuit bottoms, ‘rockports’ Carbrini Jackets etc. the list goes on!! Another Chav, is Barry, AKA Boom Boom! another magnet of bling and lots of other things ‘chav’ oh and the usual ‘towny’ attire.

Another hang out spot for the chav’s is the slip down the back of Barclays bank, usually chav’s can be seen here drinking the witch excrement. AKA, yep you’ve guessed it, Cider!!

These Chav’s thrive off the stuff, more than 3 nights a week i would say. They mostly communicate with each other through nicknames,

Chav’s that DRIVE!!

the main one, SPANDEX – nickname, a little crazy i know but, hey you’ve never been to Easingwold.

Common phrases used – “Wot You Jannin’ at ya CRANK??” – “orrrrrrrrr” – “i’ll fuc**n knock you out man”

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