Weston-super-Mare

Once a genteel holiday spot for Victorian bathers taking the sea air, Weston has now sadly succumbed to an unprecedented level of *********. I was born in this town and it almost makes me weep to think of how the invading hoards have dragged it down to their grubby, soulless, monosyllabic level. I don’t know […]

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Taunton

Seems Taunton has got more and more ****** as the last 10-15 years has gone. They all seem to shop for clothes in Sports Soccer which has made Donnay the fashion for said ***** round here along with those godawful cheap gold/silver neck chains handily available from Argos. Burger King and McDonalds seem to have […]

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Shepton Mallet

Stuck in the middle of nowhere ( or Somerset as it is sometimes known) is a small market town called Shepton Mallet ( affectionately know as **** & Smell It ) . Like every other towns it has it’s own **** community, with the lads in their oversized baggypants trousers, michelin-man like coats, the odd […]

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Wellington

Wellington is in the Telford area however it seems to be one of the center points for all townies. It’s a rubbish crappy old market town surrounded by poor estates such as the old parts of Leegomery, Hadley and Arelston. The infamous Gassworks Crew can often be found in pubs such as Porters trying to […]

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Bridgwater, take your time driving through (with the doors locked)

Living in Bridgwater, Somerset

I am most surprised given the prominence of the notoriety that no-one has yet nominated glorious Bridgy. Bridgwater must be seen in the flesh to be believed. Where else in the UK would even the locals bother to alter the oddly-pentagon-shaped town name sign with a line through BW and replace it with Bosnia / […]

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