Buckshaw village – it’s becoming a **** place to be

Living in Buckshaw Village, Chorley

Buckshaw village in Chorley is one of those new villages what are cropping up around this now despicable country. It used to be an RAF base. It’s becoming a **** place to be. There seems to be a whole new sub culture of **** emerging.

Most houses and flats are over 100 grand, but this hasn’t stopped them. Nobody has got a local accent, it’s slowly becoming a haven for people with baggy towel tracks bottoms tucked into a pair of hi-tec trainers who look like they’ve **** their le coqs, coupled with that guttural fake Scouse accent.

All the ***** who have moved into the area look like Cheshire wags, but only got a straw to their name to drink there blue wicked from.

How grim is your Postcode?

As for the local pub, [the of which we can’t mention], is truly unbelievable. All the bar staff are [allegedly] having *** with each other or they’re already bringing up a whole new possible ******, never seen on these shores before.

Please do not buy here. There is even a disclaimer on buying a house, not to grow food in your garden because the land is ******. Please do not exit the m61 at Chorley, or you could end up here, thanks.