Buckshaw village in Chorley is one of those new villages what are cropping up around this now despicable country. It used to be an RAF base. It’s becoming a **** place to be. There seems to be a whole new sub culture of **** emerging.
Most houses and flats are over 100 grand, but this hasn’t stopped them. Nobody has got a local accent, it’s slowly becoming a haven for people with baggy towel tracks bottoms tucked into a pair of hi-tec trainers who look like they’ve **** their le coqs, coupled with that guttural fake Scouse accent.
All the ***** who have moved into the area look like Cheshire wags, but only got a straw to their name to drink there blue wicked from.
As for the local pub, [the of which we can’t mention], is truly unbelievable. All the bar staff are [allegedly] having *** with each other or they’re already bringing up a whole new possible ******, never seen on these shores before.
Please do not buy here. There is even a disclaimer on buying a house, not to grow food in your garden because the land is fucked. Please do not exit the m61 at Chorley, or you could end up here, thanks.
Chorley (small insignificant sh*thole between Blackburn and Preston)
Blackburn – Dear oh dear me
Mawdesley. Home to every boss you hated.
Chorley the **** crack of Satan’s drug dealer
Buckshaw village – it’s becoming a **** place to be
Mawdesley: A tiny *********** of snobbish, obnoxious, ****** ******