Bourne, situated in the heart of the fens has taken the **** epidemic to new lows. The town boasts one nightspot, Lesters late bar and restaurant, (no food served) where every bird in there has had half the town up her.
The repressed nature and culture of Bourne means nobody new comes to the town and anyone who can leave, does so.
It’s not just ****’s who dwell here, it’s obese ****’s and ********’s. For anybody who loves chavspotting, this south lincolnshire town is a must!