How can I do justice to this place without using 5000 words. If chavism is an epidemic then Barnsley was the orignal creator.
This is a place that has its own language similar to that of a severely brain damaged monkey. For one slight minute you would think you were in a islamic country as wearing a moustache is compulsory in all areas. It is obligatory for all teenage girls to have at least two children before the age of 14. A particularly good shop to recommend is cash convertors in town, espicially if you have had something stolen and would like it back. Weekends are particularly good as they have a very retro theme to them, especially if you like wearing slip on shoes, pleated trousers and hawain shirts. Barnsley at night is a delighful scene of women pissing in the streets, broken glasses and policemen fighting drunks. Fighting is espicially popular and can be started by either staring at someones trog of a girlfriend, talking in a so called funny accent which in fact is audible to anyone outside of this town and by being a student, black or from down south. It is highly recommended that if you are all three to avoid barnsley at all costs! If you dont die in a fight then you will definitley die from secondary smoke cancer in any of the cafes or by eating any of the local cuisine that has a heavy bias towards mushey peas. If you are feeling particular daring why not visit one of the ****** surrounding areas like grimethorpe where you can re inact that famous scene from american werewolf in london by walking into any number of pubs and experiencing a tumbleweed moment of terror. I could go on but my therapist has said i need stop looking in the past. Yes indeed barnsley is the bagdad of england!