Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery
Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts.
Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings
If I'm perfectly honest, I think it's safe to say we can call Lathom the arsehole of the Universe.
Burscough’s Bad Breeding
Burscough the incest capital of Britain. They say everyone is related in Burscough. It is littered with ugly, deformed children everywhere!
Mawdesley. Home to every boss you hated.
Mawdesley, an inbred, featureless, scuzzy hole in the arse end of Lancashire for scrap metal dealers and white collar fraudsters made good.
Skelmersdale, there are 100s of roundabouts & subways, home to pyromaniac scousers
Once you hit Skelmersdale you will first start to notice our beautiful "art sculptures" which are basically twisted heaps of concrete.