Living in Crowhurst, East Sussex

Crowhurst: Why you SHOULDN’T live here

Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.

Living in Eastbourne

Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…

Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.

Hastings Old Town, George Street

Hastings, the new Shangri-La for London’s vulture lower investment class

With each new article in The Guardian, there's more of them. Down-from-London (DFL) types, wandering around the Old Town at weekends.

Living in Bexhill-on-sea

Bexhill-On-Sea aka God’s Waiting Room

Bexhill could be a great place to live, but it's run by a bunch of over the hill, out of touch OAPs who hate change and any one under 50.

5 towns in the South East worse than Hastings

5 towns in the South East that are worse than Hastings

Think of Hastings as a grotty, run-down seaside town? Here are 5 places in the SE that are a lot worse, that you don't know about.