Lowton -What a Gem

North West

Lowton is situated just off the east lancs road and close to the m6.Basically its the road to Leigh…

“Leigh: the armpit of the northwest. The bedpan of the nation. roll up, roll up, see the whordes of **** bastards who roam the streets like a plague of filthy ******. Oops, did I say ‘like’?”

Three pubs and a take away buttie shop ,post office,sunbed shop ,school,labour club and newsagents. so theres a plenty of room for inter_breeding .lets get to it:
The Buttie shop is run by a well off ******** who greets you with”Whats yours, Ill be with you in a minute, They were before you” when she realises you are a class apart.
she sports a von dutch cap ,outside is a new mini cooper with a magic tree ******* from the mirror.
Her voice is like an upper class rugby league player,rough as hell.
the blokes are all dressed in overalls with ‘toetector ‘ industrial steel toecapped boots. wizzing by are 205s and corsas galore.visit lowton a little piece of reverse ****.where the women are all ********* and the blokes are all scaffolders.a dangerous mix in the eco system so if you want your teeth kicked in,give it a miss.
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to be continued………


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