Located in the lovely Kingdom of Fife this is a sorry example of a town compared to its largest neighbours the Ancient Capital of Scotland Dunfermline and Planned New Town Glenrothes.
The pathetic excuse for a High Street- run down with crap shops and schemey indoor shopping malls the Mercat and the Postings. The beach which is dirty and polluted. The masses of derelict industries in and around Smeaton and Gallatown.
After dark night club, and Ned/Chav Central- Kirkcaldy prom, where the boy racers go with their crappy pimped up gadge cars playing their rap and happy hardcore tunes making local residents lives a misery.
The former capital of the world of Linolium production- largely of which is now gone. The reek of linolium still haunts the place.
The town has so much unemployment it has been rated the 3rd poorest place in Scotland! Its now almost entirely run over with drugs and is 2nd only to Glasgow for its Sexually Transmitted Disease rates from all the unprotected mad shagging the neds get upto.
It is Gordon Brown- Chancellor of the Exchequers and MP for Kirkcaldy’s home town…. Says alot for him!
This is certainly a town thats had its day- some one call in the bull dozers or even better send in a nuke and clear away this mess of a town- do the rest of Fife a favour!