North EastYorkshire

Where does one start with “Hull”. Hull is a city that may have “potential”, however the ***** are making sure that it doesn’t.

The one thing i’ve noticed with the ***** around hull is that they have no shame. They just dont seem to get how much of a brainless idiot they are. Let me put it another way, the apes on 2001: A Space Odyssey could out think them.

If you are unfortunate to talk to one of them, and i was, they talk complete codsh1te. For example if you are talking about lexus cars, their response is “its just a poor mans merc”. Number 1, how can a 19k min car be for a poor man ? Number 2, i dont see your merc around you brainless ******.

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***** and the assylum seekers, now heres a good one. They moan about them taking the jobs and the women. Ok, the jobs were there before they arrived, ***** are just to stupid to realise that, and the women, if thats what they want good luck to them.

Here’s what in my mind makes hull **** heaven. The two rather large council estates, Bransholme and Orchid Park. Bransholme is europes largest council estate, i shall say no more. Orchid Park sound like a nice place, boy that it isn’t. Full of crack addicts, teenage mums and muggins gallore if you go there.

There is hope for hull, i have noticed that rain does seem to keep the **** off the street, however when this happens stay clear of princess quay, the bus/train station and weatherspoon pubs.

If you want to see chavness in all its heavenly glory, i suggest a trip to the hull colleges riley centre down analby road where they teach motor mechanics to the *****. Not one person there wears jeans or trowsers it kappa only dress code. It also scares me that these people could one day be fixing / stealing my car.

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