Had enough of the modern age? Would you like to return to English traditions? If you also want to leave the delights of the nearby seaside for the glorious country, look no further!
Garstang boasts views of the Trough of Bowland and there are plenty of choices if you like to drink in the pub (there aren’t even any police, so feel free to attend the local Friday night fight in front of the takeaway). The shops even close early on a Wednesday to stick with tradition, and don’t be surprised if you are greeted “this is a local shop for local people”, we don’t see many visitors here.
This is a place where you will soon discover yourself, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here. Don’t worry though, as long as you are a middle class commuter you’ll be fine. Move here, you’ll be enjoying the tractor pull in no time.
Rishton: The Absolute low of Great Britain
Blackpool: Through the Rectum of the 5th horseman and out to Dante’s cesspit
The diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley
Chorley (small insignificant sh*thole between Blackburn and Preston)
Bigoted, illiterate & unemployed? You’ve found your home in Burnley!
Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)
Accrington: The bus rider’s nightmare
Blackpool: The ********** Capital of Britain
Brierfield. Pendle’s Melanoma