CROYDON

The Shitgift Centre (whitgift) Croydon

Wheeling a robbery victim out of the Shitgift Centre who had had her 84yr old hip broken I heard the loving ******** mum of a 6yr old zooant* shout “Nathan! put your ******* hood up” It was raining. The zooant replied “why, mum? Is there cameras?”

*zooant = a small animal, truant from school with parental approval

How grim is your Postcode?