Where else in the world would your **** like to live than a place built around a purpose built race track – namely The Parkway – probably about 1.5 miles of road complete with speed humps, roundabouts, more side roads (getaway routes) than a place with lots of side roads, and a Sainsburys car park.
The area already seems to be wall to wall with polyester and baseball caps with a fair smattering of ridiculously driven small cars.
I have lived here 4 years and would strongly recommend that the place be renamed Chavton