Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Uncategorised

If Chavdom can be looked at as being a spidersweb then Shepperton must be in the middle with Staines to the west, Feltham to the North, and Woking to the South, This enables the local Chavs plenty of scope to Live the chavdream to the hilt, & with several large estates Shepperton has become a chavs paradise with its excellent travel conections, there is no problem getting on a bus at 11.00 in the morning with your double baby buggy and four screaming filthy dummy suckers to travel to any of the other chav outposts, for a trip round Argos and a Big Mac, or a quick fag and a chat by the shopping precincts fountain. Local haunts include the Phone boxes in the high street for the younger wannabe Chavs (yeah!) complete with all the usual gear hackett, burburry, alchopop in hand,
all smokers but never any fags,all with some kind of strange accent you know the one “i aint done noting”, They love to do battle every now and then with the other wannabe chavs from Sunbury, For older Chavs every other pub will welcome you from the Crossroads complete with Chav shite on the outside of the toilets to the upmarket Kings head populated by Chavs with jobs but a passion for handcuffs and police cars, and last but not least the late night drinking hole affectionatley know as “peppermint hippos” by the locals a true mecca for Chavs young and old this is the place to hit at the weekend if your saxos in the shop your mate wont give you a lift and you cant borrow mums car!