Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in United Kingdom

Right, well first of all everyone dont be alarmed by anything you are about to hear…

If you go to poole (dolphin shopping centre) or the high street the main place to look for chavs is the bus station, (on a bench near KFC and about 5 yards from the lift which leads up to the library (where chavs occasionally go to play on the ps2) . Another place where you will see chavs in the summer is probably down the quay (either jumping in or visiting the arcade) or maybe even both. Pretty much every single chav in poole has a tn hat , a pair or shox or workouts, a pair of fake diamond ear-rings and usually a bag of chips in their hand which they scavvied for 60p in stead of a pound (so thats a few clues to look out for).

So that is your quick chav guide to poole…..

One more thing though.
PLEASE DONT KEEP PHONING THE POLICE TO COME AND LOOK AT US BECAUSE WE DONT MEAN ANY HARM.

HONEST