welcome to the chav hole that is kirkby in ashfield. please enjoy your stay in this place where nike shocks breed and burbary is painted onto people aposed to wearing it
kirkby has other things to offer aswell, such as the ocasional threat, or if your lucky the ocasional glassing from small ‘wreck-heads’ drinkin bottles of wkd and smoking paper pretendin to get stoned. the chavs have 4 main watering holes in kirkby. the main one being ‘the acre’ where there is accomodation for sitting, and basket ball hoops, to put young skaters boards or childrens hats.
kirkby also has a growing popualtion of 90 degree hats, the popualtion has seemed to go from 60 to 61 as one child has joined the herd. mostly kirkby has to offer is probably the inbreeding of ‘tracki’s tucked in sock’ this is a rather funny sight, tis even funnier when it rains, they all moan about wet feet.
of course kirkby has its local slags, ready for a shag there and then, ages range from 10-18 so fun for all the family, the local area for this congregation of slags is usually the acre aswell, the slags are always ontime aswell..there always ready, kinda dressed and have there femidoms in place by atleast 3.15 on the acre, ready to punce on fathers or children ready to collect there children.
kirkby is a nice place, ofering a good range of cheap ass shops, many chip shops an chineses, but most of all chavs and slag, these are kirkbys only true asset, there is the ocational boy racer, but this herd has bin enclosed by the slags(most of the boy racers have died from so form of undiscovered sexual disease) so it is still rare to hear the stupidly loud clio or bumpers scraping on the ground of a renault 5 but is still not extinct. the main sound in kirkby is the smashing of bottles, the howling orgasm of a budding prostitute, the clanging of ‘chav gear’ or the popping of a pill packet, but most of all the the overall sound of kirkby is..YA FUKIN WHAT!
thank you for taking th time to read this chav guide to kirkby.