Kings Lynn, north lynn

North lynn is a typical chav suburb of the s**t hole kings lynn. its heaving with scum, who tend to live in council houses with 9 other people and a family of kids all of which have different dads as the mum (generally a hire bike) forgot to take her pill. usually because they were getting stoned with there ten year olds and getting there twelve year old to go to the ‘p**i shop’ to buy 8 or more bottles of coke, (h)while waiting for a ‘fat off’ Indian to arrive. fair enough they listen to some decent music sometimes! and its always nice to wake up at four in the morning to some hard trance blasting from a rig, (my Nan could build a better one). thats why i love north lynn 🙂 last week i saw two grown men (blatantly stereotypical chavs) one walking with his ‘typical north lynn swagger’ and the other riding a tricycle. no joke! they look at me and my sister and say ‘What yooo fink yoo is lookin aagh?’ we replied with ‘blatantly you’! the stopped when the were right at the end of the path and shouted something, probably ‘ima merk you’ typical, but we just laughed at them 🙂

typical lynn lingo:

yoo is bangtidy ………… i think your georgeous but only for a quick session of intercourse

yoo gough aa aaaaiiiighff? …………………… (drug talk)

merk……………………. to kill some one

bruvva……………………………… (generally means hommie) can be used in sentences such as ‘damn too bad my bruvvas werent here to roll on this punk bitch’

sket……………………………….. Short for Sketel. Caribbean term for Super Ho

vex……………….. annoying, irritating ‘that skank ho vexes me so damn much’

f**k.:

The universally recognized “F word”
Implying complete and utter confusion ‘what the actual f**k bitch?’
a really stupid person ‘that ho a stupid sket’
To procreate
adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion ‘ima f*****g kill you!’
Int. Expresses disgust ‘eeuuughhhhhh f*****g slag’
Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy ‘what the fuckkkkkkk?!!!!’
adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent ‘oi brav, get the f**k ovaa ere naaaa’
I do not accept the “F word” as your name
What in the f**k? ‘this doobie is booom tinggg’
You stupid f**k!
I sugest we go f**k in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
This f*****g guy was so f*****g weird. He asked me if I was f*****g insane.
Aw, F**K!! ‘.
Just f*****g jump before I f*****g kick you in the balls

 







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