I have read about other towns on this website but as far as I am concerned NOTHING prepares you for what you face when you pull up in the train station that looks like it belongs in the depths of hell. You start to become suspicious when you get off the train and you either […]

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Tucked away in the idyllic Isle of Anglesey in North Wales, exists a hub of **** Activity. The town of Amlwch, otherwise known as the gates of hell, is filled to the brim with chavtastic examples of Britain’s burgeoning underclass. Where to begin…. Firstly you have your fourth rate **** breed, those who wear blinding […]

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Caernarfon, Wales

The famed Coronation Town where Prince Charles was recognised as the heir to the throne. Also the town where ***** are the Kings.. the so-called Cofis. I was unfortunate enough to be born amongst the putrid filth of Hendre and Ysgubor Goch where one side of a very diverse culture of ***** in this town […]

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Caernarfon, North Wales

Caernarfon, the heartland of the Welsh speaking community, a gem in the tourism crown of Wales……. and a haven for ***** and *********, here in the historic walled market town of Caernarfon one can hear the screech of the ********* calling out to their many chavelings, each one spawned from the putrid loins of a […]

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For those who may not have heard of this coastal town situated in the top left-hand corner of Wales, Holyhead really is a Santa’s grotto for those who might want to do a spot of ****-spotting…That having been said, don’t expect Holyhead *****/********* to have the average **** IQ, because they most certainly fall short […]

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I could not believe my eyes. It had only been a year since I had visited this town last, and all I could see as we drove to the camp site where we were staying, were ****’s! Burberry hats, gold hoop earings, sportswear the lot everywhere! We stroled onto the camp site, which was situated […]

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Bangor, Gwynedd

Bangor ***** are easy to find, all you have to do is look in the general direction of the town clock and there they are! As nature intended. Gathered like a gang of pre-historic monkey staring at the clock still trying to work out what this weird object is for! They also like to hang […]

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Bangor, Gwynedd

This is the chaviest of the chaviest! The only place left in Britain where people are still wearing shell-suits from the first time they were popular. The average age of first-time mothers is probably 15, I know one lad whose 22 and has 9 kids with different mothers. Check out: the ruins of the Wellfield […]

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When you first arrive in bangor- without even knowing- you immediately can sense the emmence chavness of this ”quaint” north Wales ”city” maybe its all the renault saxos on the B570 or the smell of weed and chips as you drive in through the Maesgierchen estate- known as MASS G to local boyos . It […]

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