Basically it’s not your typical council tower blocks kinda place. when everyone thinks of Bournemouth they think Sunny Sunny Bournemouth, its more like crappy crappy Bournemouth. When you’ve lived there for 16yrs of your life the pleasentness would of worn off years ago. You get to know about the rough areas such as Kinson, Winton, West Howe, East Howe, Ensbury Park, Charminster, Throot, Boscombe, Southbourne, Beaufort and who can forget the town centre. So basically is the whole area….
I think recently Bournemouth was voted a great place to live in a big poll… What the hell happened there then? If the ***** aren’t at the local shops they’ll be on the corners, if they’re not on the corners they’ll be at the parks, if not there then you better fu***ng run home cuz they’ll be following you.
Yeah it’s true the housing areas are better and we don’t have tower blocks, but that doesn’t mean life gets better than in Birmingham or any other **** whole of England… not saying that the sun doesn’t shine out of Birminghams **** but it’s not that bloody great. I used to be one of ’em when i was a lil’ **** and i live in a nicer area than some of the proud Bournemouth area. and these films coming out just ain’t helping like Green Street and Football Factory. All its ******* doing people is physcing up these arseholes.
I know all the crew on my road and we all used to skate together and do random ****. Now all i see ’em doing is just fuc***g around on the corner with crappy cars and lawnmower mopeds. Don’t they understand they SOUND ****, LOOK ****, ARE ****.
So now onto the street life, well by day as you would expect you don’t see much happening but it is i can assure you, whenever they look at you when you walk past trying to look hard or being territorial over there sh**thole area of a playground, you should just be happy they aren’t drunk or high because they wouldn’t just stand there….they’d run and kick fu** out of you. In Bournemouth we also have the beautiful ‘Bournemouth Gardens’ where by day people sunbathe and foreign students play football on…at night its more like people are lying on the ground drunk off there faces, or they need to go to hospital from heroin overdose or they need medical attention from being beaten the **** out of. also those foreign students who were playing football are normally the ones being chased, harrassed, or being beaten the **** out of. It’s also a fact that Bournemouth is right up there with the drug ratings in the country and of course the ***** have a nice influence on that sh**. They’re right in there, they like to get drunk and high or sniff some glue or powder before they come out so they then have the flexibility of hitting someone on the bus, street, club, gardens or all of ’em if they’re lucky!
Then we come to ******** of the ********….(Boscmbe, Bournemouth) now i am normally just going through there on the well known Yellow Buses going to Bournemouth for a night out with the lads, but everyone knows about Boscombe and their gangs, crews, drugs, prostitutes, bums, etc. Boscombe has it all…. anything sh*t you can imagine, it’ll be there. I’ve heard of guns being fired, people being stabbed, friends getting jumped.
The **** culture is very much alive here as much as the estate agents and T.V. tell us how perfect it is, how the Conservative Party likes to have conferences here, we’re having a surf reef built, we have big artists coming to the B.I.C. (Bournemouth International Centre) to play gigs and may i just say AMUSEMENT PARKS we have the biggest right down at the bottom of Bournemouth Gardens at the Beach…. theres a whole damn building made for it and i suspect the councillors of Bournemouth are **** orientated aswell and deal with all the drugs aswell. We have spent over 6 years to get this surf reef…whats happened to that, apparently we’ve got that now but i reakon we’re paying for this stuckup fat ****** to be smoking everything they can for 4 years then there’s the IMAX cinema complex (a massive stupid building they decided to build on the seafront) which no-one wanted, the whole of Bournemouth basically said they didn’t want it yet the drugged up fat bas***rds went ahead and built it anyways.
Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.
Boscombe & Southbourne in Bournemouth, my advice is stay away!
I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe
Bridport: historic **** town
Weymouth: Every day is like Sunday
Sherborne, a hideously deranged town that looks great from afar
Poole “it’s a beautiful place”, yeah right!!!!!!
Sherborne is a quiet peaceful town, but underneath it is a festering wound