Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Cleveland, North West, United Kingdom

our local kappa slappers like to hang-out around the “gams mate” with their trackies tucked into there socks and there cheap nock-off “shlurberry” caps dangling off the back of their heads. They usually have:
a joint,
a fag or two tooked behind their ear,
stanley knife,
occasionaly a bike that they nicked from the nearest OAP.

There favourite phrases include :
“ow mate save us arf”,
“fuckin’ daft c**t, what ya lookin’ at you?”,
“my cousin….”,
“our mam….”

And since a new cheap clothes shop that sells jeans and other trendy gear has recently opened, there are more chavs wearing yellow and pink nowadays than homosexuals!

The majority of Chavs around the North-East are 10 – 57 and the more “hardcore” Chavs are 18 – 57 these are usually the low-lives who havent worked a day in their pittyful lives and are usually seen walking around the streets trying to find a fag.