Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing ****.
Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the ***** are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don’t drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old Nova.
In Blackburn once nice places are now being overridden by ***** so they are multiplying faster than the teenage pregnancy rate allows so no longer are they confined to Higher Croft and Shad areas of town.
How grim is your Postcode?
The piss poor excuse of a Town Centre is **** paradise with perhaps the biggest TJ Hughes you will ever see and as the good shops close the Pound shops open with half price sales for our **** citizens. Blackburn Towncentre provides many benches for ***** and Wineos alike, all of which love to hang around in big intimidating groups.
Walk to McDonalds at 2pm in the afternoon and you will find the younger ***** bunking off School and harassing people for money so they can go buy themselves a cheeseburger or use the public phone box to try and crank call one of the shops they have been moved on from.
So if you want to go out in Blackburn in the Evening you can catch a Bus more than likely if you are a **** you will take a varient of the Number 4 which comes from Higher Croft or the Number 1 which comes from Accrington or Darwen. You get on the bus and the windows and seats are scrawled with Johnny D Loves Bekki or somthing along the lines of Kev is Gay call 01254 ******.
Once you are in town you can go to many **** Bars such as Marleys or The T Bar for Club life we currently have Jumpin Jaks or the Utopia also known as the CAV as that is what it was called 30 years ago. If you are Underage you can always go Never Never Land which is the ultimate nightspot but be warned don’t look at any females as some skinny **** loser will start with his fight call ‘Are You Looking at My Bird?’ and the only thing you can come back with is ‘no’ why you ask, because you can’t say ‘Yeah, she looks like a slapped ****’.
That nearly it for this dogshithole it however has one redeeming feature its not Burnley