Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]
Built as a self-contained ‘New Town’ to clear the slums of East London, Basildon has become one of the South-East’s great success stories. Boasting one of Europe’s largest shopping centres and having an enviable array of sporting facilities makes Basildon a great place for young families to work and live. Of course, this is all […]
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Few towns and cities throughout the land can claim to have embraced the lure of chavity than Basildon with such alacrity. A ‘newtown’ (or ‘********’), springing up to the East of London, initially attracting those cheeky chappy cockerneys who are the salt of the Earth and can remember “when you could go out all day […]
Though this dump of a town has been mentioned in it’s smaller parts (Basildon, Pitsea, Wickford) it’s about time it was mentioned as a (w)hole. This really is a **** Mecca. It’s commonly known that much of the crime here is either committed by theiving **** **** or a few of the large population of […]
Jesus could not have been born in Basildon. After all, where on earth would you be able to find three wise men and a virgin in Basildon ? Basildon has long be one of the towns that gave chavdom to the world. People were ***** in Baz, long before anybody had dreamed of using the […]
Basildon, the biggest s**t hole in the east! it is **** cental… the chavest place to be seen (well romford is one a par too but hey) it is just like one big **** converntion. With gangs of ten year old thugs running around after each other shouting abuse like “I am gona smack ur […]
A hairy wart of a town in Essex that is primarily responsible for dragging the county down, at least more so than any other pile of concrete excretions for miles and miles around. Some of Basildon’s features and especially suburbs are truly on the same **** scale as any of the **** holes named and […]
Basildon is **** central, with varying levels of chavness depending on whether you are in one of the many council estates such as Vange or Somercoates, or if you’ve had the misfortune to wander into nearby Pitsea. Choice of transport depends on how much benefit fraud you can commit, ranging from the old favorite Vauxhall […]
Billericay is one of the slightly lesser known towns of Essex and those who don’t know it, think it’s a posh place. Only the houses in Norsey road are posh, otherwise it’s a sh*thole full of *****. South Green is probably the worst part of Billericay especially the shopping area where drug dealers and druggies […]
I like to think I’m a fairly hardened sort of person towards ugliness but I was not prepared for Harlow. I spent the early parts of my life in such, shall we say less than aesthetically pleasing, places as Middlesbrough, Bradford, Stoke-on-Trent and pre-gentrification Hackney. About five years, ago, I started a new job in […]
Ahh Hockley and Hawkwell are both the same thing quite little peacfull villages with a small population and friendly locals not much really happens to be hounest but there is one major problem and that is the village high street and Hockley train station well start off by telling you all about the village eldon […]
Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where i’m from. The thing is, it’s hard to dislike Romford – it’s a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, it’s notorious for a lot of really […]
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