Basildon District

East AngliaEssex

Though this dump of a town has been mentioned in it’s smaller parts (Basildon, Pitsea, Wickford) it’s about time it was mentioned as a (w)hole.
This really is a Chav Mecca.
It’s commonly known that much of the crime here is either committed by theiving chav scum or a few of the large population of p***y’s that plague the district.

The most popular of Chav past times here are:
– Shagging all the 14/15 year old slags they hang around with
– Smoking dope in a public place
– Getting pissed on a school night
– Collecting flat peaked Burberry caps
– Driving those stupid little motorbikes on the foot paths
– Pestering innocent passers-by

Common places for the scum to hang around are:

– Northlands Park (Pitsea), by the skateboard ramp
– ‘Big Q’ Shops (Basildon), a complete khazi to be avoided!
– St. Michaels Square (Basildon), for skateboarding and to give the chav slags to shout as load as they can in a public place
– May Flower Retail Park (Basildon), Paycocke Road (Basildon) and Festival Leisure Park (Basildon), all used by the very few chavs that managed to blag their way through the driving test and now cruise their barely road legal cars at these places.

In short, give Basildon a miss. It’s a s******e as it is without these scumbags living here. It’s even starting to smell of horseshit here!

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